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Stop Paying for Their Fancy Office Rent.
Get Southland Results Without the Bloated Fees.

Some local agencies have grown so big that you’re paying for their receptionists, their branded cars, and their high-street rent before you even get a lead.

We’re the Anti-Agency. We’ve stripped the overheads so your budget goes precisely where it should: into growing your business.

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You Need Leads, Not an "Account Manager"

When you hire a prominent local firm, you often get passed down to a junior while paying senior prices.

At happyplankton, you deal directly with the person doing the work.

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No Bloated Overheads

We don't have a flashy office or a fleet of cars.
Our "office" is our laptop, which means our prices stay down to earth.

Straight Talk, No Jargon

We won't try to impress you with "brand strategy" buzzwords.
We talk about quotes, phone calls, and profit.

Built for the Southland Small Business

We know how hard you work for your money.
We make sure every dollar of your marketing budget works just as hard.

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A Marketing Partner Who Speaks Southland

We build professional websites and digital marketing plans specifically for local businesses.

We understand the local market because we are locals.

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The True Cost of a "Big" Agency

When you pay a traditional agency, where does your money actually go?

We’ve stripped the waste so every dollar fuels your growth.